Friends, what a week it was! We nuh get nuh hurricane, but a long time mi nuh see so much rain (24). Hush to those who flood waters (30) give a little trouble.
Then both big (33) and little (10) dry weather house get a little wetting.
Nate nah ramp at all. It just formed and kill (3) 22 people on the first day. Bad bwoy Nate, please do no more damage and kill no more.
Dead puss (14), mongoose (18), goat (35) and madman (27) were among things seen on di road early yesterday morning. Oh, I almost forgot the John Crows (25) taking a sun bath.
The excuses used by our political representatives (34) when things go wrong are so laughable, to put it mildly. Just seh you mek a mistake and apologise. If you do that people will forgive and allow you to move on. If not, dog (11) nyam unnu supper cause people won't forget these things.